He says he interviewed over 300,000 guests in his 42 years on the air. He may have been great on TV, but he sucked at math.
There once was a wrestler named Blassie
Who was big and blond, sweaty and sassy
Screaming week after week
About pencil-necked geeks
Naturally, he became known as "Classy."
(d) June 2nd, 2003