Apparently, the cosmic closer also throws a knuckleball.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The September '99 Lee Jr. | 2 |
| 2. | The June '99 Lee Jr. | 3 |
| 3. | The March '99 Lee Jr. | 2 |
| 4. | The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 1 |
Star-gazing was his life, until he got behind the wheel of a car. Shoulda kept his eyes on the road, the schmuck.
(d) July 18th, 1997