He wrote Born Yesterday, but that was a long, long time ago.

Name
Garson Kanin
Birthday
November 24, 1912
Age
86
Died on
Saturday, March 13th, 1999
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Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002