There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
Games Played | Lists | |
---|---|---|
1. | The April '00 Lee Jr. | 1 |
2. | The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 2 |
3. | The October '98 Lee Jr. | 1 |
He once had a birthday party where nearly 100 people died. It's good to be the king.
(d) July 23rd, 1999