There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
Games Played | Lists | |
---|---|---|
1. | The April '00 Lee Jr. | 1 |
2. | The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 2 |
3. | The October '98 Lee Jr. | 1 |
Turns out he died several days ago, but nobody thought to report it.
(d) January 22nd, 2012