There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
| Games Played | Lists | |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The April '00 Lee Jr. | 1 |
| 2. | The 2000 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool | 2 |
| 3. | The October '98 Lee Jr. | 1 |
A distinguished acting career, and he'll be bets remember for playing both a Nazi soldier and a horny old man who hit on Ruth Buzzi. Congrats, Arte.
(d) July 3rd, 2019