When Gidget used to squeal "Daddy'll just die!" she didn't know how right she was. He just died.
Don Porter was never played in a game.
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002