You better look at what the news guys say, 'cause you'll never believe us. Hell, we saw the paper and we still don't believe it.
Anton Szandor LaVey was never played in a game.
Appropriately, they called him "Walkin' Lawton," after he crisscrossed the state of Florida on foot during a Senate campaign. Now, just as appropriately, they call him "mulch."
(d) December 12th, 1998