Van Johnson has been played on 116 lists, including 10 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Digger O Dell 3 | Digger O Dell 10 | 3 | 12 |
| 2. | You're gonna miss my living | Rhody Trash | 2 | 19 |
| 3. | NO SHAME NO SHAME | USER00809 | 2 | 12 |
| 4. | NO SHAME NO SHAME 2 | USER00809 | 2 | 10 |
| 5. | Arbeit Macht Frei | ttc4319 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Fade to Black | USER02223 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | TOETAGGERMORE | Wallbanger | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | DYED DEAD RED V | USER02281 | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Is that a heartbeat I hear ... Nah 1 | ttc4319 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Reap 'Em & Weep #2 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
A distant relative of John Q. Customer, Mr. Service had been ailing for some time. He is survived by wife Cybil and estranged nephews Bud J. Etcuts and Ed Vertisingexpenses.
(d) February 3rd, 1999