Van Johnson has been played on 116 lists, including 9 lists in The 2004 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Lights Out in the Boston Hills | Joker | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | Go See God- Pontificate This! | USER00779 | 1 | 9 |
| 3. | Chad: Your Body Is A Wonderland | USER01115 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | CadillacJ2 | CadillacJ | 1 | 7 |
| 5. | Croakers3 | USER01765 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | GGB bones 23 | Digger O Dell 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Jeebus Clubs You 3 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Reap 'Em & Weep #2 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Ritz's Silver Screeners | USER01786 | 0 | 0 |
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but cancer'll kick your ass no matter what your last name is.
(d) September 5th, 1998