Sarah Knauss has been played on 307 lists, including 24 lists in The June '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Ash Girl 1 | USER00121 | 1 | 8 |
| 2. | Vicious piranha 2 | USER00023 | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | XC & Nobels | USER00017 | 1 | 7 |
| 4. | Ash Girl 2 | USER00121 | 1 | 5 |
| 5. | Vicious piranha 1 | USER00023 | 1 | 5 |
| 6. | ChaWaSa 1 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | ChaWaSa 2 | USER00114 | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Diggit's Victims Of The Year 1900 Bug | USER00012 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Henry Flower | USER00106 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Laslow | USER00076 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Mort U. Ary | USER00104 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Now That's What I Call A Dead Parrot | SickSister | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | OBIT 1 | USER00059 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | OBIT 2 | USER00059 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | OBIT 3 | USER00059 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Rankdog | USER00078 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | T. Switala 2 | USER00025 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Team Toast | USER00037 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | toast | USER00115 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Torsades | USER00029 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | Tsuga | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Unit C Morgue Filler | Jim | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Verapamil | USER00029 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | X. C. Upp | USER00017 | 0 | 0 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005