Sam Simon has been played on 924 lists, including 19 lists in The Bob Gassoff Three Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Hold 'Em, Fold 'Em, You Know, Poker | Number1User | 2 | 16 |
| 2. | One Deadbeat Off 1 | Susie Sicko | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | (Star Dust Set | Star Dust | 2 | 6 |
| 4. | One Deadbeat Off 2 | Susie Sicko | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Death Soup: D'oh! | MJ and Friends | 1 | 6 |
| 6. | Feasting Maggots 1 | Feasting Maggots | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | (Star Dust Ready | Star Dust | 1 | 3 |
| 8. | And Yet, Another Infield Triple | Stunnned | 1 | 3 |
| 9. | Death Soup: Spunk! | MJ and Friends | 1 | 3 |
| 10. | Martha Pearl | Diane | 1 | 2 |
| 11. | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | jennifernd | 1 | 1 |
| 12. | An Infield Triple | Stunnned | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Another Infield Triple | Stunnned | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Feasting Maggots 2 | Feasting Maggots | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Jaws Ain't Coming Back From This One | GregDean | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | JON1 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | JON3 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | MrJeff2000's Third Bagger for Tea Baggers | mrjeff2000 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Zsa Zsa will never die!!!!! | swanny | 0 | 0 |
There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000