Saddam Hussein has been played on 385 lists, including 19 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | MEG-MICK (WE LOVE STIFFS) | TheMick1 | 3 | 23 |
| 2. | Pookie Jones 3 | USER03678 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Blackadder 1 | 000002 | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | TOP DEAD CATS | USER02701 | 2 | 10 |
| 5. | Pookie Jones 2 | USER01361 | 2 | 9 |
| 6. | Morbid Curiosity 6 | USER03646 | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | Viv H | ringbark | 1 | 10 |
| 8. | BagMDano | USER00164 | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Mulch Monkey's Burn Forever In Hell List | USER02744 | 1 | 9 |
| 10. | SALMICK 3 | TheMick1 | 1 | 9 |
| 11. | Wild John's Cons, etc. | USER03666 | 1 | 9 |
| 12. | HankyPanky | Larry4444 | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Necrophiliacs Inc | onefunsob | 1 | 4 |
| 14. | Dead Puppies are no Fun! | USER02614 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Rick The Bastard 09 | USER03689 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | RogerGoWithThrottleUp 3 | USER03748 | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Special K - Old Boys Club | USER01535 | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | The Sporting Death 3 | USER03681 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | WIN2NIGHT.NET | USER01401 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998