Ron Santo has been played on 215 lists, including 13 lists in The 2007 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.Jackalope GhostJackalope_Ghost321
2.Axeholes 3USER00355216
3.I'll Take Death for 1000 AlexExit Stage Four19
4.Doc & DJ--Bob Hope All-Stars (Die Already!)Doc & DJ17
5.I can't get a pulseCash From Cancer16
6.La Muerte 2LaMuerte16
7.Dead People Server 2USER0038014
8.Femme Fatale IIIUSER0120514
9.PB: Wait around theyll be in the groundpbear14
10.2 Years Down 84 to GoExit Stage Four11
11.1 More Time #2USER0183000
12.6ftunderUSER0210500
13.Lady Die's Doomed RosterLady Die00
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998