Robert Mugabe has been played on 747 lists, including 76 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

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1.Birds Never Look Into The SunDePressED428
2.Bring It On: Zsa Zsa Bites ItDEATH DEMON427
3.The Hills Are No Longer Alive With The Sound Of MusicRottenToast427
4.Charlieg00dg0d419
5.Simon Says We're Deadlucky punk418
6.27 Club: Read My Lips...1000_Ways413
7.Sack-O-Stiffies Part DeuxVicLic2412
8.cryptanalysis2RoloTomassi326
9.Lights outThe rebel.321
10.DePressED 05DePressED320
11.cryptanalysis1RoloTomassi319
12.cryptanalysis3RoloTomassi317
13.Jesus Doesn't Exist? Should Have Banged My Secretarylucky punk317
14.Itoman Death Squad1BCeltics316
15.$200 a Day, Plus ExpensesBea Hind315
16.eli's comingBird315
17.Run Run Running on Emptylucky punk315
18.Celebrity Zombie Apocolypse Part Deuxmsastria313
19.!!! elderlytitan360312
20.Do You Happen To Know How To Fly This Thing?rchand312
21.Doubled484-3Doubled484312
22.Pile of Stinks 3 2014mommyster311
23.Making the News One Last TimeGregDean310
24.America's Top 40 - Death EditionDGD218
25.One foot on the banana peel...Dr.Slime217
26.Doc & DJ--A Zimmer of HopeDoc & DJ216
27.Cartman- This Is Our Fn City!CARTMAN215
28.Death By Pinocle 2014 #2oregontrail215
29.Forrest Tucker's Ghost: Don't Ever Speak to Me AgainFTG215
30.Jagrnuts Death SquadJagrnut215
31.Pundertaker: Formula 1The Pundertaker214
32.all gomers die of somethinglindbergh213
33.Greasy Grimy Gopher GutsNick ‘n Beth212
34.No Viagra NeededNo Viagra Needed212
35.Pile of Stinks 2014mommyster212
36.Victory AND Death 3Shams211
37.Hospitalization Makes a Gal IrritableDGD210
38.lg's 2014labgrrl210
39.Stop using all the oxygenChris Goulart210
40.Dust or Bust!Star Dust29
41.Graham SlamwichStar Dust29
42.List 4Donkey Sausage29
43.Oldies but Goodies - hits of the EightiesTenPaces29
44.Victory AND Death 5Shams28
45.Auntie111Ms. Antrope27
46.The Good Die Young IVTimur27
47.Dead Fred's list of almost Dead!Dead Fred26
48.Pookie's Stiffs #6Pookie's Stiffs26
49.Logan's Final RunBea Hind110
50.NR My Third List or Soulsnorthern reaper110
51.Cartman- The LeftoversCARTMAN19
52.G Menseaiowe18
53.The first real step to canonization...DGD18
54.Too Soon?alan smithee18
55.Cemetery Girls 6Cemetery Girls17
56.Doubled484-2Doubled48417
57.La Muerte Politically IncorrectLaMuerte15
58.Killer Advocatelaptoplg14
59.YOLO 2014Nancypleasediegrace14
60.Drop Dead 3Drop Dead13
61.Show me the money IIThe Coroner13
62.This is how political rumors get started 2014USER0224813
63.Douglaz9741Douglaz974111
64.Insert Clever List Name HereGregDean11
65.Tell Fredo To Bring The Big CarFrankie Pentangeli11
66.CarrolliosUKnlcfsemfc00
67.DeathscoreDeathscore00
68.Dictators and DicksSwine00
69.I Can't Believe My Sister Beat Me to Deathlucky punk00
70.Kleptocrat Scumboomshadow00
71.List of the lostringbark00
72.List ZweiAlduzfl00
73.Live Fast Die Young Stay Prettyringbark00
74.The cock ring of dead pool lists. I'll take the crown now.NecktieJesse00
75.WAH #1USER0259300
76.You Can Do It, Fidel! I Believe In You! 2014 Is Your Year!Two Worlds00
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002