Robert Byrd has been played on 359 lists, including 33 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.JT02: Smile and Say, SHIT!Tripper423
2.Betty Ford's Facelift BackfiresRhody Trash320
3.DXROBUSER01896219
4.Susie SickoSusie Sicko219
5.Susie's DeadbeatsSusie Sicko219
6.Flatliners 1The Shadow218
7.Old FezziwigUSER00336218
8.JT03: Pushin' DaisiesTripper217
9.Offal Truth 1USER01797215
10.Susie's DeadmeatsSusie Sicko215
11.Death DefyingUSER02602214
12.C Knauf listChris Knauf212
13.TopNotch1McMurdoMan29
14.whoosie daddyraymond28
15.connies boyme first110
16.connies boy 2me first110
17.Deathwish 2009 the FirstDeathWish110
18.EMF You are the bouncers I'm in the coolerEMFCoffin110
19.Lizzie BordenJackalope_Ghost110
20.Flatliners 3The Shadow18
21.dead2bjaskols15
22.Your choice of casket and headstone.ttc431912
23.IvyCliff Memorial 2009hodag2137811
24.Painted Toes Tag 2USER0255211
25.Death March 21BCeltics00
26.Goddammit2goddammit00
27.Herbs Hopefullswsprotte00
28.Hurry up and die already part IXhurryupndiealready00
29.In a Box of Pine in '09Scott in Philly00
30.JMD - Toe Tag TenMr Wonderful00
31.No bones aboit it now 1Digger O Dell 1000
32.Painted Toes TagUSER0255200
33.Well nobody died did they? 2Archangel00
 

 

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"Put a coupla pennies on Ol' Blue Eyes .... He's a goner."
No, that's no good. We gotta do better than that. How 'bout
"Start spreadin' the news -- he's dead."
No, that's lame. This death is big. This death is bigger than big. It's huge. We need something really fantastic, like
"The Chairman is as stiff as a board."
That sucks. Dammit, we've got to think harder!
"From Here To Eternity."
Awful.
"Shot down in May."
Pathetic. Wait a sec,
"He did it--"
No, no, that's worse than the Henny Youngman thing. Jesus, the pressure is killing us. Do you people have any idea what this is like? Seventy-five million of you bloodthirsty sons-of-bitches are gonna be checking into this site right here, just to see what we write about Frank, and you know what? Yeah, he was a big star and a boozer and a womanizer and a pig and everything, but we know you bastards, and you're vicious. You're gonna want us to go for the jugular on this one, and man, we just weren't ready. Yeah, yeah, we shoulda seen it coming, it's true, but, jeez, the guy's like a statue or something, you know? Somehow, we just couldn't imagine it really, actually happening. And now it's happened, and we're completely stuck. Shit. We're fucked. We've been waiting and waiting for them to plant this old fart and put us in the spotlight, and now that baby's trained right on us, and we don't know what the hell to do. Okay, hang on. We've just got to pull it together and give it our best shot. Okay. Let's take a deep breath. We can get through this. Alright. Here we go. Ready?
"He's been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate, a poet -- and now he's a corpse."
God, that's horrible. Sorry.

(d) May 14th, 1998