Richard Simmons has been played on 92 lists, including 6 lists in The 2019 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | A Touch of Tourette's 3 | ACP | 4 | 26 |
| 2. | Olla Podrida | Food for Worms | 1 | 5 |
| 3. | Food for Worms | Food for Worms | 1 | 2 |
| 4. | Cordell Cordell | Princess Tessa | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | Death Mark 3 | Charla | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Death Mark 4 | Charla | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003