Richard Simmons has been played on 92 lists, including 11 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Collaborative List | ScornForSega | 3 | 18 |
| 2. | Free deaths! | The Force is Deathening | 2 | 16 |
| 3. | KittyKittyKitty | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 14 |
| 4. | Ivy Cliff Memorial 1 | hodag21378 | 2 | 10 |
| 5. | Death Pals | TheSilva | 2 | 6 |
| 6. | Worms, Worms Everywhere | alohabeerguy | 2 | 5 |
| 7. | Ghoul Girl I | Ghoul Girl | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | Ghoul Girl II | Ghoul Girl | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | Bernie's Angels | Dana Geister | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Ginger Lurch's Smelt Shack | Paul1681 | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Nevermore2 | nevermore | 0 | 0 |
She's through with romance, she's through with love,
She's through with countin' the stars above,
And here's the reason that she's so free,
Boudleaux's old lady has ceased to be ....
(d) April 22nd, 2003