Regis Philbin has been played on 110 lists, including 13 lists in The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Aaaand, We're Waiting | DEADMOM1960 | 7 | 41 |
| 2. | Beth Knows Old People | Rastafarian Mormon | 6 | 40 |
| 3. | Cheryls Daisy Pushers | Euro-trash | 6 | 34 |
| 4. | Some old people | Rastafarian Mormon | 6 | 25 |
| 5. | MATTOID - Coonhound Frenzy | The Mattoid | 5 | 37 |
| 6. | Die Already | Found Down | 5 | 36 |
| 7. | Death comes for us all | towelielife | 5 | 34 |
| 8. | Gene-Gene and the Leftovers | JohnHines | 3 | 22 |
| 9. | God Rest Ye Merry Gentle Men and Women | Twisted Freak | 3 | 20 |
| 10. | Albrecht Says Die 3!!!!! | Albrecht | 3 | 17 |
| 11. | Old, cold, and full of mold | Curiously High | 3 | 17 |
| 12. | Dennis Death Squad | Dennis B | 3 | 15 |
| 13. | Deathscore 2 | Deathscore | 1 | 6 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004