Ray Douglas Bradbury has been played on 333 lists, including 11 lists in The 2006 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | ImJefAndYorNot | USER00382 | 3 | 17 |
| 2. | THE MICK 3 | TheMick1 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Albee Ghoulash | Ghoulash | 2 | 16 |
| 4. | Femme Fatale-Write Your Own Obit | USER01205 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Achoo! Achoo! We all fall down | USER01220 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | McMurdo_Muck | McMurdoMan | 1 | 9 |
| 7. | Hurry up and die, already, part III! | hurryupndiealready | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Bring Out Yer Dead | USER02273 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | DocS | USER01560 | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Okay If They Stick Around | humanmeal | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | they are all old or sick | USER01206 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998