Quincy Jones Jr. has been played on 61 lists, including 4 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DIE!!! JUST DIE!!! | KooterVP | 2 | 3 |
| 2. | The Chiefs Picks | ltrachief10 | 1 | 1 |
| 3. | Kick it. | Mal Cum Pike | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Soon B Gonn 1 | Edhead22 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998