Dear Abby has been played on 492 lists, including 9 lists in The March '03 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | E-Brake 04: Kiss my hairy yellow butt | E-Brake | 3 | 8 |
| 2. | Captnk | USER01116 | 2 | 17 |
| 3. | Necro Phil's Dead Ten Walking | USER01371 | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | ken's dead pool | perks picks | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Reap 'Em & Weep 1 | USER00557 | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | Philip Morris Wants You To Smoke, Drop And Roll | USER01809 | 1 | 7 |
| 7. | id rather be dead than red | USER01606 | 1 | 4 |
| 8. | E-Brake 07: Burns es el diablo | E-Brake | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | March Gladness | Frankie Pentangeli | 0 | 0 |
Following a somber, yet tasteful cremation ceremony, Sir Alistair's remains are to be placed in a very elegant urn, and then featured as the host of Mantelpiece Theater.
(d) March 30th, 2004