Pat Summerall has been played on 140 lists, including 14 lists in The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit 5 or Dead Yet? | FrankJac | 5 | 29 |
| 2. | made my move too soon 3 | USER00562 | 3 | 24 |
| 3. | McSwindlers List | hop1962 | 3 | 22 |
| 4. | Rock me on your Dais | Sarky | 3 | 18 |
| 5. | GuessWhosComingForAnal 2: Anal Boogaloo | TheSpiglers | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | 2012 of the world | USER00562 | 2 | 14 |
| 7. | dead dead dead | thecastigador | 2 | 11 |
| 8. | Excelsior you fathead | USER02397 | 2 | 9 |
| 9. | Whayne 2012 - DVH | USER02593 | 2 | 7 |
| 10. | 2012 as they know it | USER00562 | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | SBUMP'D OFF 3 | SBUMP2 | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Not Stiff in the Pants | Wanted Dead Not Alive | 1 | 9 |
| 13. | The stiff in phoenix sleeps with pussys 1 | USER02204 | 1 | 3 |
| 14. | The 4 Marx Brothers in Dead Soup | GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado | 1 | 2 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998