O.J. Simpson has been played on 133 lists, including 11 lists in The 2009 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Witches Hammer | USER02537 | 3 | 19 |
| 2. | Why Isn't My Ex Famous? | Lady Die | 2 | 8 |
| 3. | I Think I Just Farted | northern reaper | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | I Still Really Suck At This Game | USER02325 | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | Rigor2 | Rigor | 1 | 5 |
| 6. | Deathscore B-List | Deathscore | 1 | 2 |
| 7. | ALT - I Wish You Were Dead | Angel of Death | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | I'll Play These Poeple Till They Drop Or I Do | USER00382 | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | I'm your HuckleBURY | Huckleberry | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Morgue In Freeman | ILoveBigOnes | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Time to die in 2009 | Larry4444 | 0 | 0 |
He was the manager-husband of Carol Channing, who recently sued him for divorce. She claimed, among other things, that they had had sex a total of twice in 40 years. We've been wondering what made him do it the second time.
(d) September 2nd, 1999