Noam Chomsky has been played on 163 lists, including 3 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
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| 1. | 2015 Dirt Bag 3 | Blondemarvel | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | Let's try this list again this year | ringbark | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Surviving nonagenarians | ringbark | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003