Neil Simon has been played on 37 lists, including 4 lists in The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | CarrolliosUK | nlcfsemfc | 2 | 17 |
| 2. | Old but on the way out | TheHolySpigot | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit #8 | FrankJac | 1 | 2 |
| 4. | Oh well, the list was "free" | moribundus | 1 | 2 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005