Morton Downey Jr. has been played on 133 lists, including 7 lists in The May '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Amy Sue | Amy Sue | 0 | 0 |
| 2. | JONATHAN 2 | Jon00060 | 0 | 0 |
| 3. | Le Assassin | USER00015 | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Lenny Bruce | USER00066 | 0 | 0 |
| 5. | MERCTRADER | USER00053 | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Probate Lawyer Seeks Work | USER00073 | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | The Right Wing Conspiracy | USER00038 | 0 | 0 |
Jesus Christ! It's that goofy-lookin' old cowboy guy with the fucked up eyes, and he's been dead for more than two weeks! What the hell are you guys doing over there!?
(d) October 20th, 2003