Steven Patrick Morrissey has been played on 55 lists, including 13 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jenn's List | ScornForSega | 3 | 22 |
| 2. | Zarknado | rewindrewokraz | 3 | 21 |
| 3. | Looking Kinda Dead | Sheik's List | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Victory and Death Reserve Squad | Shams | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | Deadpool | computerstreber | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | UP, UP AND AWAY | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Throwing darts | Dave | 1 | 5 |
| 8. | The Sickly | MissAnnThrope | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Explode into Darkness | greatnimrod | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | If Clive James doesn't die this year, this game is bullshit | Twilight is Near | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Nevermore2 | nevermore | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Notorious R.I.P. | Radler | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Till the fat lady sings | Heidi | 0 | 0 |
Legend has it that he bought his way out of Dachau and was brought to the U.S. with the help of Albert Einstein. Hey, even geniuses make mistakes.
(d) April 5th, 2001