Steven Patrick Morrissey has been played on 55 lists, including 13 lists in The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Jenn's List | ScornForSega | 3 | 22 |
| 2. | Zarknado | rewindrewokraz | 3 | 21 |
| 3. | Looking Kinda Dead | Sheik's List | 2 | 15 |
| 4. | Victory and Death Reserve Squad | Shams | 2 | 8 |
| 5. | Deadpool | computerstreber | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | UP, UP AND AWAY | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 6 |
| 7. | Throwing darts | Dave | 1 | 5 |
| 8. | The Sickly | MissAnnThrope | 1 | 4 |
| 9. | Explode into Darkness | greatnimrod | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | If Clive James doesn't die this year, this game is bullshit | Twilight is Near | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Nevermore2 | nevermore | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Notorious R.I.P. | Radler | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Till the fat lady sings | Heidi | 0 | 0 |
Miss Ellie just wasn't the same after J.R.'s second marriage failed, and then when she had to throw Clayton out of the house, well, you know the kind of strain that can put on a woman's heart, plus, with the boys fighting all the time...how the hell did anybody watch this crap?
(d) August 8th, 2005