Morley Safer has been played on 50 lists, including 8 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

 List User Stiffs Points 
1.TB;s Bones To BeBunn's Bones To Be312
2.Ivy Cliff 2014 - Bhodag2137828
3.Matt and Bo combined excellenceMdombros18
4.Really Most SincerelyAlan S.12
5.The Final SummonsBeth Rhymes with Death12
6.down and out 5Comeonallready11
7.Bo's bestMdombros00
8.The Little list of StiffsBigski1400
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998