Morley Safer has been played on 50 lists, including 8 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | TB;s Bones To Be | Bunn's Bones To Be | 3 | 12 |
| 2. | Ivy Cliff 2014 - B | hodag21378 | 2 | 8 |
| 3. | Matt and Bo combined excellence | Mdombros | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Really Most Sincerely | Alan S. | 1 | 2 |
| 5. | The Final Summons | Beth Rhymes with Death | 1 | 2 |
| 6. | down and out 5 | Comeonallready | 1 | 1 |
| 7. | Bo's best | Mdombros | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | The Little list of Stiffs | Bigski14 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998