Morley Safer has been played on 50 lists, including 8 lists in The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | TB;s Bones To Be | Bunn's Bones To Be | 3 | 12 |
| 2. | Ivy Cliff 2014 - B | hodag21378 | 2 | 8 |
| 3. | Matt and Bo combined excellence | Mdombros | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Really Most Sincerely | Alan S. | 1 | 2 |
| 5. | The Final Summons | Nick ‘n Beth | 1 | 2 |
| 6. | down and out 5 | Comeonallready | 1 | 1 |
| 7. | Bo's best | Mdombros | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | The Little list of Stiffs | Bigski14 | 0 | 0 |
Stiller than a bowl of fruit ....
More stationary than a granite statue ....
Able to sit in tall buildings without making a single sound ....
(d) October 10th, 2004