Mitch Miller has been played on 743 lists, including 16 lists in The 2002 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Mafia Actuary 13 | USER00965 | 3 | 16 |
| 2. | Tonya Slickbooty | USER03720 | 3 | 12 |
| 3. | JMC Hearse 1 | USER00997 | 2 | 14 |
| 4. | Mulch Monkey 1 | USER00309 | 2 | 14 |
| 5. | IAGO 2 | IAGO | 2 | 10 |
| 6. | Krem99 | Krem99 | 2 | 8 |
| 7. | IAGO 3 | USER02704 | 1 | 9 |
| 8. | July Babies Die in 2002 | Dollar Bill | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Hollywood to Forest Lawn | Dollar Bill | 1 | 6 |
| 10. | CADAVERS SPECIAL FRIEND | USER03691 | 1 | 2 |
| 11. | Dead See Squirrels | USER01207 | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Dr. Steve 5 | Dr. Steve | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Habeas Corpses 1 | BradWalt | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | NJ Underground 1 | USER01452 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Reap 'Em & Weep 2 | USER02774 | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Redsox Fan Best Guess List 2 | USER03737 | 0 | 0 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005