|1.||Holy Dead Celebrities Batman||The Pancreatic Answer||3||10|
|3.||Run Run? Zsa Zsa? These aren't names!||The Pancreatic Answer||2||3|
|4.||The Grim Reaper's "To Do List"||March Of The Maggots||1||10|
|6.||Ken's Kicked it List||Dead On||0||0|
|7.||Life is a warm shot moment, Death is a long cold rest||Reaper Crew||0||0|
And our first stiff of the year is the exciting senator from Rhode Island, creator of the Pell Grant, and apparently the only politician on all of Wikipedia without a "scandals" section. Going to be a big year.
(d) January 1st, 2009