Michael Zaslow has been played on 37 lists, including 11 lists in The October '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Vicious Piranha 11 | USER00023 | 4 | 24 |
| 2. | Moanica's Knee Pads | USER00044 | 3 | 24 |
| 3. | Vicious Piranha 02 | USER00023 | 3 | 24 |
| 4. | Potted Plant 1 | DePressED | 3 | 22 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha 08 | USER00023 | 3 | 15 |
| 6. | strangerthanthou | ohsostrange | 2 | 19 |
| 7. | Will Chill | equestzim7 | 2 | 19 |
| 8. | chrisp | USER00244 | 2 | 18 |
| 9. | Vicious Piranha 05 | USER00023 | 2 | 11 |
| 10. | Out To Lunch 2 | MBalmed | 1 | 8 |
| 11. | Baron von Deathhausen 2 | USER00004 | 1 | 2 |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002