Michael Douglas has been played on 712 lists, including 12 lists in The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Iruh | lucky punk | 3 | 17 |
| 2. | FlamingoNut1 | FlamingoNut | 2 | 5 |
| 3. | It's over - go home! | Crystal Balls | 1 | 6 |
| 4. | They Died too Young | Chris Goulart | 1 | 6 |
| 5. | 2015 Dirt Bag one | alb007 | 1 | 3 |
| 6. | mauro | mauro | 1 | 3 |
| 7. | rogalinski | rogalinski | 1 | 2 |
| 8. | Amy P's Walking Dead | Mr Bungle | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | Killer Advocate 2015-II | laptoplg | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | Petey's Hot Dog VIII | NancyD | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | The Clock Strikes Dead | asthedeadtuRNs | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | They've Got One-Foot-on-a-Banana Peel | dulcinea | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002