Michael Constantine has been played on 19 lists, including 3 lists in The 2020 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Buh-bye | Ded Yet?? | 3 | 21 |
| 2. | Grim Reaper Strikes | 1BCeltics | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | Aardvark5 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 1 | 1 |
Stiller than a bowl of fruit ....
More stationary than a granite statue ....
Able to sit in tall buildings without making a single sound ....
(d) October 10th, 2004