Merv Griffin has been played on 22 lists, including 5 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | A Prayer For Cancer | USER02165 | 3 | 25 |
| 2. | Black Dahlia's Ghost | USER02237 | 3 | 22 |
| 3. | Stiff Breeze (once more)3 | Captain Chaos 08 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Jeebus Clubs You 3 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 1 | 8 |
| 5. | Forest Hump | Grime Reaper | 0 | 0 |
There once was a fleet-footed Czech
whose name was Emil Zatopek.
Like a good little Pinky,
he won at Helsinki,
and then was too dumb to defect.
(d) November 21st, 2000