Merle Ronald Haggard has been played on 214 lists, including 4 lists in The 2005 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Wracked's Wormwood Cocktail | Wracked | 4 | 26 |
| 2. | Please Die for our Beer Money | USER01894 | 3 | 16 |
| 3. | comeonandkickthebucket | Hello it's me | 0 | 0 |
| 4. | Dead Right There | USER02126 | 0 | 0 |
Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.
(d) January 21st, 1999