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The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Who picked Mel Stottlemyre

Mel Stottlemyre has been played on 410 lists all-time, including 57 in this game.

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1Of Corpse You're Dead 2ShoeguyShoeguy528
2Susie's One Deadbeat OffSusie SickoSusie Sicko528
3News Is Blue, The News Is BlueDePressEDDePressED523
4Susie's Dead RingersSusie SickoSusie Sicko523
5Frankie 3DePressEDDePressED520
6ZoomMasterDePressEDDePressED520
7Susie's Dead WeightSusie SickoSusie Sicko430
8Zsa Zsa, come on already!Zsa Zsa's Toe TagZsa Zsa's Toe Tag427
9Coffin Rattler - Infirmedcoffinrattlercoffinrattler425
10Daisy A Day DearDePressEDDePressED423
11DePressED09DePressEDDePressED423
12Frankie 2DePressEDDePressED420
13DePressED05DePressEDDePressED419
14Little Jivin' On A Saturday NightDePressEDDePressED417
15Dust to dustchick813chick813322
16Zsa Zsa, you're killing meZsa Zsa's Toe TagZsa Zsa's Toe Tag322
17Come On I Wanna See Em In a Mausolieum 2EdRulzEdRulz320
18The Tampa Bay BuccaneersDePressEDDePressED320
19Terr it uplittle terrlittle terr319
20Bone Homies! All Good Things Must Come To an Endbonevoyagebonevoyage318
21Not Feeling WellBada BingBada Bing318
22DePressED06DePressEDDePressED317
23Fettucine al DeadoMarkMxMarkMx317
24DePressED12DePressEDDePressED314
25Stranger Blue Leave Us AloneDePressEDDePressED38
26Campbell's Creamed NoodleThe Pancreatic AnswerThe Pancreatic Answer219
27Xtreme DeadpoolingDePressEDDePressED219
28Forrest Tucker's GhostFTGFTG218
29Coffin Rattler - Good Sportscoffinrattlercoffinrattler217
30Come On I Wanna See Em In a Mausolieum 3EdRulzEdRulz217
31Jenny Was SweetDePressEDDePressED217
32yeah yeah buh bye 3yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye213
33And Then There Were NoneDePressEDDePressED212
34DePressED03DePressEDDePressED212
35MBalmedMBalmedMBalmed212
36Come On I Wanna See Em In a MausolieumEdRulzEdRulz211
37Downs... For The CountBea HindBea Hind211
38Frankie 1DePressEDDePressED211
39There Is No EliteDePressEDDePressED211
40Haystacks CalhounTex AntoineTex Antoine210
41ViadeadTwilight is NearTwilight is Near210
42This is so wrong!NipperNipper29
43LisaHerbHerb28
44Feasting Maggots 1Feasting MaggotsFeasting Maggots27
45MBalmed - Told You I Was SickMBalmedMBalmed27
46Cemetery Girls 2Cemetery GirlsCemetery Girls110
47JMD - Sweating to the MoldiesMr WonderfulMr Wonderful19
48Keeping up with the Lama'sTwilight is NearTwilight is Near19
49Our Ten Funerals 3JerrytopdownJerrytopdown18
50DePressED10DePressEDDePressED16
51Kohl's Year End ClearanceThe Pancreatic AnswerThe Pancreatic Answer16
52Worm Farmer's Too Sick for Wormin'Worm FarmerWorm Farmer16
53DePressED04DePressEDDePressED13
54Donne In!splittertogosplittertogo13
55yeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh byeyeah yeah buh bye12
56Lady Caroline MuffmuncherDePressEDDePressED11
57Olive Oyl Voice and Guinea CharmFrankie PentangeliFrankie Pentangeli00

Guess the stiff · died 1998

Though she didn't quite make it to 118, she is survived by 4 of her 10 children, 85 grandchildren, 80 great-grandchildren, and 57 great-great-grandchildren. What a slut!