Lou Henson has been played on 230 lists, including 10 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Tampa Bay Bucaneers | DePressED | 4 | 24 |
| 2. | Thy Name Is Lawrence | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 4 | 24 |
| 3. | Second Chair Voodoos | Vadnelly Voodoos | 3 | 26 |
| 4. | Susie Sicko | Susie Sicko | 2 | 12 |
| 5. | Thats All Folks 7 | Digger O Dell 10 | 2 | 6 |
| 6. | Cash from Cancer: No, not the Muppet guy. That one's dead already. | Cash From Cancer | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Rigor I | Rigor | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Rigor III | Rigor | 1 | 5 |
| 9. | Sod Squad | Barker J. Wagtail | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Good Mourning Evanston I | Good Mourning Evanston | 1 | 3 |
Meanwhile, the relentless Hollywood fame machine chews up, spits out, and throws away another dreamer. The gods must be completely out of their friggin' minds.
(d) July 1st, 2003