Lionel Hampton has been played on 169 lists, including 25 lists in The 2001 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | mmb5 | USER00812 | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | Johnny B. Dead | USER00571 | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Mike Kasenter | USER00458 | 1 | 8 |
| 4. | Arnolds On The Ends | googuse | 1 | 6 |
| 5. | the DUDE (again) | Lebowski | 1 | 6 |
| 6. | Doc--I'm with Chris Deberg on this one | USER03515 | 1 | 5 |
| 7. | Krem's Freebie | USER03500 | 1 | 3 |
| 8. | Caught between the moon and New York City 2 | USER00227 | 1 | 2 |
| 9. | MaggieMae 3 | USER02731 | 1 | 2 |
| 10. | Bart&DJ 1 'Alex, I'll take The Kennedys for $2001' | Doc & DJ | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Bob Hope Better Fucking Die This Year! | BibsPal | 0 | 0 |
| 12. | Burgher's Dead Meat | USER01146 | 0 | 0 |
| 13. | Cadavers R Us | USER01220 | 0 | 0 |
| 14. | Dr. Who - Borrowed Time | USER00146 | 0 | 0 |
| 15. | Grim Rapper 1 | Grim Rapper | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | Grim Rapper 3 | Grim Rapper | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | Grim Rapper 4 | Grim Rapper | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | Guess Who Died? 1 | USER00998 | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Guess Who Died? 2 | USER00998 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Guess Who Died? 3 | USER03488 | 0 | 0 |
| 21. | I'm Succumbing! | Frankie Pentangeli | 0 | 0 |
| 22. | Krem 2 | Krem99 | 0 | 0 |
| 23. | Liverworst 3 | USER00925 | 0 | 0 |
| 24. | MR C CLASS OF 1908 | USER00503 | 0 | 0 |
| 25. | Tsuga Et Cetera | USER00039 | 0 | 0 |
It took considerably longer than four minutes to think of this obituary.
(d) March 3rd, 2018