Lawrence Ferlinghetti has been played on 255 lists, including 9 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Famous Fossils 1 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 4 | 19 |
| 2. | Bone Homies! All Good Things Must Come To an End | bonevoyage | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | Dear Mr. Henshaw: I'M DEAD! | Bea Hind | 3 | 17 |
| 4. | Turn Me On, Dead Man | USER01515 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | Namdaednoemnrut | USER01515 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | Fill In My Toe Tag | Dick Rotten | 2 | 7 |
| 7. | Cash from Cancer: a Coney Island of the Corpse | Cash From Cancer | 2 | 5 |
| 8. | Drop Dead 4 | Drop Dead | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Cash from Cancer: does your pancreas Hurt? | Cash From Cancer | 1 | 8 |
While the titles of the two shows he's best known for, Father Knows Best and Marcus Welby, M.D., would indicate a man of some intelligence, the truth is that behind that bemused smile lurked a complete moron.
(d) July 21st, 1998