Lawrence Ferlinghetti has been played on 255 lists, including 9 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Famous Fossils 1 | Hugh G. Wrekshun | 4 | 19 |
| 2. | Bone Homies! All Good Things Must Come To an End | bonevoyage | 3 | 18 |
| 3. | Dear Mr. Henshaw: I'M DEAD! | Bea Hind | 3 | 17 |
| 4. | Turn Me On, Dead Man | USER01515 | 2 | 17 |
| 5. | Namdaednoemnrut | USER01515 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | Fill In My Toe Tag | Dick Rotten | 2 | 7 |
| 7. | Cash from Cancer: a Coney Island of the Corpse | Cash From Cancer | 2 | 5 |
| 8. | Drop Dead 4 | Drop Dead | 1 | 9 |
| 9. | Cash from Cancer: does your pancreas Hurt? | Cash From Cancer | 1 | 8 |
For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.
(d) October 2nd, 2005