Kirk Douglas has been played on 6267 lists, including 20 lists in The February 2010 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | EMFC Splattering the Gray Matter Like JFK | EMFCoffin | 5 | 34 |
| 2. | DEADHEADS (1) | 02495 | 4 | 23 |
| 3. | Shazam I | KudsKroakers | 3 | 22 |
| 4. | Inglorious Basterds | shorty7ft | 3 | 21 |
| 5. | Jon 2 | Jon00060 | 2 | 15 |
| 6. | Some Pig | fray | 2 | 14 |
| 7. | Doc & DJ--Needed More Research This Game | Doc & DJ | 2 | 9 |
| 8. | Shazam II | KudsKroakers | 2 | 9 |
| 9. | Curtain CALLED 2 | Final Curtain | 1 | 10 |
| 10. | deathbitch rides again | PIANOGIRL | 1 | 10 |
| 11. | themayorpete's can't miss funerals of 2010 list | themayorpete | 1 | 10 |
| 12. | Dave's Not Here 2 | drr45 | 1 | 8 |
| 13. | Deadites II | PicoD | 1 | 6 |
| 14. | Die Die Die My Darlings | TheLeeJrwinna! | 1 | 5 |
| 15. | A WHOLE EXISTENCE THROUGH | MOMMIYU | 0 | 0 |
| 16. | El Breezo | El Breezo | 0 | 0 |
| 17. | On the Way Out Sooner | Micky the Eyes | 0 | 0 |
| 18. | On the Way Out Soonest | Micky the Eyes | 0 | 0 |
| 19. | Reap 'Em & Weep #6 | USER00557 | 0 | 0 |
| 20. | Steve's Stiffs | Sasquatch Lives | 0 | 0 |
Hello?
Yeah, what?
Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?
What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?
That's not golden, that's dog shit.
No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.
Yeah, same to you.
Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??
(d) September 28th, 2002