King Sihanouk has been played on 877 lists, including 28 lists in The April '00 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | DePressED 3 | USER00965 | 4 | 24 |
| 2. | Nurseboy 2 | Nurseboy | 4 | 22 |
| 3. | DePressED 1 | DePressED | 3 | 25 |
| 4. | DePressED 5 | USER00965 | 3 | 25 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha - Pinochet, Bin Laden & O'Malley | USER02832 | 3 | 24 |
| 6. | POPE 1 | USER00108 | 3 | 22 |
| 7. | DePressED 6 | USER00965 | 3 | 20 |
| 8. | DNR/DNI 1 | USER00108 | 3 | 20 |
| 9. | DePressED 7 | USER00965 | 3 | 19 |
| 10. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 3 | 19 |
| 11. | Nurseboy 1 | Nurseboy | 3 | 18 |
| 12. | Vicious Piranha - Captain Ron | USER00965 | 3 | 18 |
| 13. | Vicious Piranha - The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh | USER02832 | 3 | 17 |
| 14. | Vicious Piranha - Tramp The Dirt Down | USER02832 | 2 | 19 |
| 15. | POPE 7 | USER00965 | 2 | 17 |
| 16. | POPE 8 | USER00965 | 2 | 17 |
| 17. | DNR/DNI 2 | USER00108 | 2 | 16 |
| 18. | POPE 5 | USER00108 | 2 | 16 |
| 19. | strangerthanthou | ohsostrange | 2 | 15 |
| 20. | POPE 3 | USER00108 | 1 | 10 |
| 21. | Vicious Piranha - Living In A Political World | USER02832 | 1 | 10 |
| 22. | Kennedy-Cardinal Combo | USER02797 | 1 | 9 |
| 23. | she's only sleeping... | USER01039 | 1 | 8 |
| 24. | Billy_The_Baptist 4 | USER00774 | 1 | 7 |
| 25. | POPE 9 | USER00965 | 0 | 0 |
| 26. | Prince Sirki | Prince Sirki | 0 | 0 |
| 27. | Ten Famous People | USER00074 | 0 | 0 |
| 28. | TERM LIMIT | USER02663 | 0 | 0 |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998