Kim Jong-il has been played on 453 lists, including 8 lists in The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | RottenToast Grilled | RottenToast | 1 | 10 |
| 2. | Stupid Sexy Flanders | Pokey22 | 1 | 8 |
| 3. | Rapid Robert Declining Rapidly | EMFCoffin | 1 | 7 |
| 4. | Firebusters Second | Firebuster | 1 | 4 |
| 5. | AARP Happens 2 | shorty7ft | 0 | 0 |
| 6. | Corpses of Fame | culwin | 0 | 0 |
| 7. | Death Soup: High Hopes For The Not-Yet-Famous | MJ and Friends | 0 | 0 |
| 8. | Goauld_Man 4 | Goauld_Man | 0 | 0 |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003