This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Thursday, September 30th, 2010 at 8:21 AM PDT for The Alexandre Dumas Memorial Three-Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Boris Spassky | Alive | 88 |
| 8 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 81 |
| 7 | Christopher Hitchens | December 15th, 2011 | 62 |
| 6 | Bob Feller | December 15th, 2010 | 92 |
| 5 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 4 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
| 3 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 2 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 1 | Harlan Ellison | June 28th, 2018 | 84 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.
(d) December 24th, 2012