Joseph Wapner has been played on 337 lists, including 10 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Dr. Who - 60 Minutes... of Death | Dr. Who | 3 | 17 |
| 2. | Cemetery Girls 2 | Cemetery Girls | 3 | 14 |
| 3. | Freak | Dr Drunk | 2 | 13 |
| 4. | Steve Sees Dead People | Beer Ninja | 2 | 9 |
| 5. | dead at last | tbone | 1 | 10 |
| 6. | SAW THE LIGHT 1 | SAW THE LIGHT | 1 | 10 |
| 7. | Roadkill | Dr Drunk | 1 | 6 |
| 8. | EP DeathList | Brummett | 0 | 0 |
| 9. | FlamingoNut3 | FlamingoNut | 0 | 0 |
| 10. | wormsrus | wormsrus | 0 | 0 |
After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.
(d) May 6th, 2002