Joran van der Sloot has been played on 23 lists, including 6 lists in The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Fuck Me Running! | USER02609 | 4 | 30 |
| 2. | Pokey's Farewells | Pokey22 | 2 | 13 |
| 3. | Shits and Giggles | USER02609 | 1 | 10 |
| 4. | Exploding Brain Matter | Ghoul Girl | 1 | 9 |
| 5. | Doc & DJ--I'm six-five, 220 pounds, and there are two of me. | Doc & DJ | 1 | 8 |
| 6. | MAGGOT MANNA | fossilhead | 0 | 0 |
This pretty much ruins Nike's plans for a new line of camel-racing shoes, which were to be called Heir Jordans.
(d) February 7th, 1999