Pokey's Farewells

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This list was submitted by Pokey22 on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 5:00 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Brian's Boneyard Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
8Harmon Killebrew May 17th, 201174
7Run Run ShawJanuary 6th, 2014106
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Eleanor Mondale September 17th, 201151
4Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
3Joran van der SlootAlive?
2Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
1Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
13 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998