John Wooden has been played on 899 lists, including 12 lists in The Ted Dekker Memorial Three-Bagger.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Five Bucks Wasted | RD02 | 2 | 9 |
| 2. | Short Timers # 2 | shorty7ft | 2 | 9 |
| 3. | Deadhead Dead Bagger | Judysomething | 2 | 8 |
| 4. | Reap 'Em & Weep #7 | USER00557 | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Pokey's 3 Douche-Baggers | Pokey22 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Happy Hour at the Disco of the Dead | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Death! at the disco | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Da doo doo da, de death death death | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Knocking on Death's Door | Dead Person Specialist, E | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | The Winners | Justin9700 | 1 | 4 |
| 11. | Ethnic Cleansing | hop1962 | 1 | 3 |
| 12. | Centenarian Soup | Ghost of Stiffs Past | 1 | 2 |
Cancer, schmancer. You try listening to Frankie Valli every day for 30 years.
(d) August 5th, 1997