The Winners

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This list was submitted by Justin9700 on Sunday, May 23rd, 2010 at 7:26 PM PDT for The Ted Dekker Memorial Three-Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10John AstinAlive?
9Artie LangeAlive57
8Lindsay LohanAlive38
7Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
6Bill CosbyAlive87
5Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
4John Wooden June 4th, 201099
3Bobby BowdenAugust 8th, 202191
2 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Saturday Night De.. - no. Wait. We can't do that. That's ridiculous. What have we become? Just going for the obvious? No. This game has a long, proud tradition of finding the funniest blurb we can from a giant pile of steaming obvious. It's time to kick it up a notch. Time to light the collective fire under our asses, and come up with something more than good. Something GREAT. Here we go:

Dammit. Nothing. Fuck. Sorry.

(d) August 18th, 2014