John Wooden has been played on 899 lists, including 11 lists in The 2003 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | I AM BECOME DEATH 2K3 | USER01769 | 3 | 15 |
| 2. | Oh Johnny Boy | USER01776 | 2 | 12 |
| 3. | Wolfman Rat | USER00492 | 2 | 10 |
| 4. | As If It Were Your Last 3 | Minnesota Neil | 1 | 10 |
| 5. | Big Os Dead List | USER00493 | 1 | 9 |
| 6. | Stiff Upper Lip: Filling Up the Urn | USER01332 | 1 | 8 |
| 7. | Joy and Pain I | USER01518 | 1 | 7 |
| 8. | Sarky - Afterthoughts and the Afterlife | USER00312 | 1 | 6 |
| 9. | Kelsey's Nuts 2 | Exit Stage Four | 1 | 5 |
| 10. | Bury'all | BairBones | 0 | 0 |
| 11. | Older Than Dirt 2 | Dollar Bill | 0 | 0 |
He got so sick of trying to tell everybody that Little Willy Willy won't go home, that he finally kicked the bucket.
(d) February 9th, 1997