John Warner has been played on 36 lists, including 2 lists in The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Past the Stands 2 | HOOFBEATS | 1 | 1 |
| 2. | MamaCindy-2 | TeamTrautz1 | 0 | 0 |
Stiller than a bowl of fruit ....
More stationary than a granite statue ....
Able to sit in tall buildings without making a single sound ....
(d) October 10th, 2004