John Stanford has been played on 24 lists, including 18 lists in The October '98 Lee Jr..
| List | User | Stiffs | Points | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | POPE 1 | USER00108 | 5 | 38 |
| 2. | DNR/DNI 1 | USER00108 | 5 | 34 |
| 3. | Snag'em: Pearly Gate Crashers | USER00260 | 5 | 30 |
| 4. | POPE 2 | USER00108 | 4 | 32 |
| 5. | Vicious Piranha 10 | USER00023 | 4 | 30 |
| 6. | Vicious Piranha 06 | USER00023 | 4 | 25 |
| 7. | Vicious Piranha 01 | USER00023 | 4 | 22 |
| 8. | Gimme one large | USER00248 | 3 | 25 |
| 9. | Olestra splats | USER00020 | 3 | 25 |
| 10. | Smegma Whiz | USER00020 | 3 | 25 |
| 11. | Tourette Dammit!! | USER00020 | 3 | 22 |
| 12. | MOUTH FULL OF PEANUTS | Putnam's Tomahawk Chop | 3 | 21 |
| 13. | Crunchy Toejam | USER00020 | 3 | 19 |
| 14. | Vicious Piranha 04 | USER00023 | 3 | 19 |
| 15. | Snag'em, Tag'em & Bag'em: Your Relocation Speciali | USER00260 | 3 | 16 |
| 16. | Vicious Piranha 08 | USER00023 | 3 | 15 |
| 17. | squege | Jim | 2 | 18 |
| 18. | Zachariah is God (blatant brownnose) | USER00020 | 2 | 13 |
The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.
(d) November 5th, 2000